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Surf: [1] the mass or line of foam formed by waves breaking on a seashore or reef. [2] a spell of surfing. [3] stand or lie on a surfboard and ride on a wave towards the shore. [4] move from site to site on (the Internet).

Baud: [1] a unit of transmission speed equal to the number of times a signal changes state per second. For signals with only two possible states one baud is equivalent to one bit per second.